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This isn't your grandmother's embroidery project! My "Flowery F*ck Embroidery Kit" is a bold blend of subversive art and modern design. Featuring a striking use of negative space, this kit combines elegant floral patterns with cheeky language, perfect for those who appreciate a bit of edge in their crafting.


With easy-to-follow instructions and all materials included, this kit is ideal for both beginners and seasoned embroiderers looking to create a statement piece. Bring a touch of modern artistry to your home with a project that's sure to be a conversation starter.


Designed by the talented The Chemist's Daughter and translated into embroidery by me, this kit is ideal for those who have completed a beginner's project and fancy a bit more of a challenge.


The stitches are all simple but there is some tiny stitching in places! Featuring pinks, oranges and greens on plain white fabric, this striking design is the perfect way to give the world the middle finger!


The design is printed on to the fabric so no faffing around tracing or transfering - hooray! This listing is for a physical embroidery kit that is suitable for intermediate stitchers or beginners looking for a slightly bigger challenge. It features a variety of different techniques that are all achievable for complete novices with some patience or good practice for those with some sewing skills under their belt already.


The finished design measures 6 inches.




  • Cotton fabric pre-printed with embroidery pattern ready to stitch as photographed. Please note the ink is permanent and is designed to be fully covered with stitching.
  • 6" wooden Eblesee embroidery hoop made from FSC-certified beech
  • Embroidery needle
  • Embroidery threads 9 different colours. These are high-quality DMC threads. The kit includes enough thread to finish plus a little extra, as well as the DMC colour codes for future use
  • Full instructions (written in English) including colour guide and stitch guide
  • Pattern to trace onto fabric if you want to make more of this design in the future
  • No plastic packaging


Just add scissors - everything else is supplied!

Flowery Fuck Embroidery Kit

  •  You can now choose between ordering the full embroidery kit, the fabric panel only (this has the design printed on it ready to stitch over), or the fabric panel and a printed embroidery guide that will tell you what embroidery stitches and colours make up the design as it's seen in my photos.